The following 19 hilarious insults are amongst the most popular uttered in the homes and work places of our beloved city.
Meaning: a very sneaky person; always up to no good. Meaning: he or she has a head that bears a striking resemblance to that of a scone. Meaning: A person with questionable hygiene standards. An annoying person who does not know how to stop being annoying. Meaning: a lazy person, usually male e.g. 'you are nothing but a latchico and you couldn't watch you with a bag of eyes'. Meaning: an ugly person e.g. 'you are so ugly that even the tide would not take you out to sea'. Meaning: a foolish gullible person. Meaning: You could do with losing some weight. If used correctly can end an argument almost instantly. You are suggesting that you are taking the moral high ground - sand clear as the target of said insult could be about to erupt. Meaning: Look at that ridiculous looking thing over there. Meaning: See dirty baste. Meaning: his head resembled that of a busted sofa. Meaning: a boastful egotistical person. You don't scare me - go away! Meaning: You are not to be trusted. Meaning: I am not stupid you know! Meaning: You are all talk and no action. Meaning: a frail weak person, often male.